Hypixel Forums

A collection of incredibly dumb (and very rarely intelligent) people constantly giving suggestions that will never be implemented into any form of entertainment due to lack of reason, intelligence, and common sense.

Most of the sections on the Hypixel Forums are full of nothing but the opposite of common sense, but I found one really good forum that has convinced me that the average human intelligence is higher than 13!

Hypixel Forums by SaSoGaming November 19, 2017

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Children that get banned for cheating don't privately appeal, instead try to cancel watchdog

You either use tumblr or the hypixel forums

hypixel forums by CaveSlime May 21, 2020

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Hypixel Forums

A place where people come to complain about their blatant hacking appeal get denied and to make shitty suggestions that'll never get added while somehow getting an immense amount of reactions - There's also a community inside the forums, but just like most hypixel related communities it's extremely immature, doesn't know how to handle drama and gradually degrading.

'So, what do you do as a hobby?'
'Oh, I come on the Hypixel Forums alot.'
'Ew wtf get away from me I don't want to catch your cringe'

Hypixel Forums by Laffey February 25, 2021

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Hypixel Skyblock Forums

weirdchamp on high levels

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Hypixel Skyblock Forums by abceeeee January 27, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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