Hypixel Forums

A collection of incredibly dumb (and very rarely intelligent) people constantly giving suggestions that will never be implemented into any form of entertainment due to lack of reason, intelligence, and common sense.

Most of the sections on the Hypixel Forums are full of nothing but the opposite of common sense, but I found one really good forum that has convinced me that the average human intelligence is higher than 13!

Hypixel Forums by SaSoGaming November 19, 2017

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Children that get banned for cheating don't privately appeal, instead try to cancel watchdog

You either use tumblr or the hypixel forums

hypixel forums by CaveSlime May 21, 2020

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Hypixel Forums

A place where people come to complain about their blatant hacking appeal get denied and to make shitty suggestions that'll never get added while somehow getting an immense amount of reactions - There's also a community inside the forums, but just like most hypixel related communities it's extremely immature, doesn't know how to handle drama and gradually degrading.

'So, what do you do as a hobby?'
'Oh, I come on the Hypixel Forums alot.'
'Ew wtf get away from me I don't want to catch your cringe'

Hypixel Forums by Laffey February 25, 2021

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Hypixel Skyblock Forums

weirdchamp on high levels

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Hypixel Skyblock Forums by abceeeee January 27, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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