hyperswag

Where you make yourself look good. Showing a person you wanted to hook up with or had feelings for what they are missing.

"Marrisa doesn't like me anymore, I will have to show her my hyperswag."

by theraypest March 5, 2014

hyperfragor

the feeling you get right before you sneeze.

Noah inhaled deeply when he was about to sneeze; Kylene yelled, he's about to hyperfragor!

by Deca A-Team February 26, 2013

hyperslapped

When you smoke DMT one too many times and the entities decide to humble you. It's the DMT equivalent of a bad trip. Some people say they have PTSD from it.

Man, I smoked too much deems last night and the machine elves hyperslapped me.

by NotAnUndercoverCop August 3, 2018

Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.

by Pissmarck October 6, 2023

hyperspazium

usually in reference to a spaz attack with utlra hyper, seizure like squealing and and jumping

jessica went into hyperspazium at the sight of shiny ribbons

by kris hameister December 27, 2006

hyperscat

As its name suggests, it is about shit. It is a long ass shit that is usually 4-10 inches wide. Of course this is not necessarily possible in the real world, it is usually drawn.

Yo bruh, someone just hyperscatted in the urinal.

by -=GMAN=- September 27, 2019

hyperspace

1. A higher dimension of space existing outside of normal space where points in normal space are closer together, thus enabling apparent faster than light travel to be possible. Featured in Star Wars, Babylon 5, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and the Stargate series, among other science fiction franchises.

2. The fan membership of starwars.com

3. The plain of existence of a caffinated person

1. "Wow, hyperspace is really queer..."

2. "I can't believe that guy paid to join Hyperspace."

3. "Look at that guy with the Dew, he must be in hyperspace."

by Loamstripe June 13, 2007