hydrohomie 

short guy that sneaks into your room at 3 am and shoves water down your throat

Dude 1: :why am i so quenched today?
Dude 2: "idk, may be the hydrohomie payed you a visit"

hydrohomie by Brainrot Person December 13, 2022

hydrohomie 

That dude that sells you bottled water and demand you drink water instead of any fucking thing else

Dude you need to hydrate! Stop drinking that artificial sugar bullshit! I care about you: I'm your hydrohomie

hydrohomie by BBsSasquatch June 26, 2024

hydromie 

the thirstiest NA pepega.

person a: yo you get her number?
hydromie: i do SNIFFA. iykyk

hydromie by hh_riseuphandsup November 15, 2022

hydroholic 

one who consumes far too much h2o

my friend is an hydroholic, he drinks far too much water far too many times throughout the day.

hydroholic by skelastic December 14, 2008

r/hydrohomies 

The peak of content on reddit, an entire subreddit dedicated to water

John (looking through r/hydrohomies): hey man, do you ever just, like water?
Bob: yeah, I guess so
John (slaps hands on table): well,BOY DO I HAVE THE SUBREDDIT FOR YOU

r/hydrohomies by Tragedy of earth gonk the wise March 17, 2021

Hydro Homie 

Hydro Homie is a leading brand of technical water bottles that believes everyone should have access to clean water.

Bro, are you bringing your Hydro Homie on our hike? You gonna need that sweet hydration.

Hydro Homie by THEREALHH December 28, 2020

hydrohottie 

A really hot chick in a hot tub

Man, did you see that hydrohottie at the party last night - what a dream she was.

hydrohottie by TH Dawg August 14, 2009