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always bet on hatch 

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '
If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's

hitch hiking on the sheets 

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).
<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

Hatch One 

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
Hatch One by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Hutchon's Ratio

The number of sub-woofers in a room at any given time.
Defined as number of subs:number of rooms
"Dude my house has a Hutchon's Ratio of 1:4"
Hutchon's Ratio by Waivee July 19, 2012
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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