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always bet on hatch 

To bet on to accomplish the goal required.

Comes from the old World of Warcraft proverb ' we just stole the quest from you '
If you are in a situation with 3 or more guilds waiting for a specific enemy to spawn you can bet on hatch to get the first hit and piss all the others off who have been waiting for a week


fuckin swe's

hitch hiking on the sheets 

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).
<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

Hatch One 

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
Hatch One by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Hutchon's Ratio

The number of sub-woofers in a room at any given time.
Defined as number of subs:number of rooms
"Dude my house has a Hutchon's Ratio of 1:4"
Hutchon's Ratio by Waivee July 19, 2012

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026