hushpoop 

When you are taking a shit in a public restroom and someone else walks in, so you stop shitting until they leave so they don't hear you making any unflattering noises.

"Dude, I totally just got hushpooped in the McDonald's bathroom."

hushpoop by sarah the bearah March 13, 2010

Hush poop 

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.

I had to hush poop when my friends were over.

Hush poop by fartknuckle March 3, 2009