when someone is hit by a car that then proceeds to simply drive away without taking responsibility in a lame attempt to escape punishment; synonymous with “hit and run” but much more cash-money, also bonus points for the rhyme
Abbie: My girl Lauren was recently a victim of a hurt and skurt.

Miranda: Damn that’s cold.
by Bheadacp April 18, 2021
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