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Hurder by CaseONuts May 28, 2024

Nurf Hurder 

The thing that cleans the undercarriage of a wookie. Slang term for a tick on your taint.
My Nurf Hurder has gotten some some sort of rash from Jesica's porcupine.
Nurf Hurder by Hunter12345 July 4, 2010

TURD HURDER 

Slang- Used to identify sewer rod laborers that have the primary job of rodding sewers.
Can you send the turd hurders to my house, I think my sewer line is backed up.
TURD HURDER by plumbers November 19, 2007

sperm hurder 

A man that still has his balls. or is capable of creating sperm.
(a sperm hurder can redirect the hurd by masturbating) like a sheep hurder controls his sheep
sperm hurder by Brandonio August 20, 2006

nerd hurder 

A person, usually a kid, that is annoying, loud, and or hilarious. Typically it is used in a joking matter.
"Hey yah nerd hurders, what are you doing?" said Anna's dad.
nerd hurder by AMAJLTWYL;) November 15, 2011

daddy fuck me harder 

What a person says when they want ur dick inside them or they're masturbating.
He walked toward her as she was masturbating, he greedily ripped off her thong and pulled her fingers out of her. He unhooked her bra. He suck and kissed her nipples, and then bit them. She moaned, loving how it felt. He then made his way down to her throbbing pussy and began to eat her out. He stuck his tongue inside her, and she moaned louder. Then he gently nibbled her clit while fingering her wet pink pussy. She started to moan in his ear,"Fuck me." He asked,"What's my name?" "DADDY FUCK ME HARDER" she screamed. So he got up and shoved her against the bed and rammed into her. He shallowly fucked her and she screamed at him again,"Please fuck me daddy" she was so desperate at this point, her vagina pulsing and dripping wet. He felt this so he shoved all of his nine inches deep into her. She threw her head back in ecstasy, and thrusted her hips into him, needing more. He felt how ready she was and began to pick up the pace. She loved his fast deep hard thrusts that made her whimper. She felt her thighs shaking, just then, he pulled out of her. He shoved her head towards his cock and she eagerly took it in her mouth. She swirled her tongue around the tip and deep-throated him. She went back to the tip and nibbled before sticking her tongue into his hole and he came. She looked back up at him and swallowed. She still hadn't orgasmed so she threw him onto the bed and got on top. She rode him so hard until she hit her g-spot and screamed, "DADDY FUUUCK MEEEE"