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Humaning 

To act in a way that can only be described as human.
My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.
Humaning by Tori222@comcast.net June 16, 2014
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A girl's name that's quite unqiue, huining is a girl with a carefree personality, amazing fashion style! and a cute little face. huining doesn't like her name because people make fun of it but it makes her unique in a special way.
"don't you think that huining chick looks cute"
"i can totally agree man"
huining by takisareamazing May 5, 2020

Humaning 

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
Humaning by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018

Humaning 

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
Humaning by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012

Humaning 

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
Humaning by partyofnone March 5, 2021

Humaning 

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.
I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.
Humaning by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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