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humblebragger 

A person who often posts gifts, meals, and vacation vistas on social media. Includes very beautiful tablescapes and flower arrangements. Tries to distance these from bragging by explaining recent hard work, travel hardships, or other obstacles that almost prevent the post from happening.
The Golden Child is quite a humblebragger. She will do doubt post some wedding photos with the caption "after 8 months of planning we are finally here to say "I do!".
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humblebragging

verb: to say in a covert yet boastful manner. To show off with indirect phrasing.
Pretty much anything Gwyneth Paltrow tweets can be considered humblebragging.

"Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really." -Gwyneth Paltrow
humblebragging by coffeenmorphine September 8, 2011

Humblebragsterbate 

When a person, usually in an internet forum, humblebrags so hard, the reader can almost hear them fapping thru the internet at their own perceived success.
Example:

Commenter: But hey I don’t work hard hard with a 6-figure salary in one of the most competitive job markets in the country.
*Fapfapfapfap*

Reader
OMG, It's awkward to see someone humblebragsterbate so hard in public

humblebragging

That CEO is alway humblebragging with things like "I’m so honored to have failed 10 times before finally becoming a great asset to our community”
humblebragging by iscritto May 5, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026