human cat 

a name for someone who

1. acts like a cat at all times during the day
2. a human who's name happens to be cat or kat.

3. a derogatory term towards a real cat

" who were you just talking to?"
"that girl named kat she is the coolest!"

"meow!"
"oh dont talk to me you HUMAN CAT! haha jokes on you because your a real cat! :P"

human cat by komron goodman sir jones April 14, 2011

Human Cat 

A person named mike who acts like a cat and preys on baseball dads

Baseball player: This human cat named mike had sex with my dad Bob and then made us feed him cabbage.

Baseball player 2: Oh he is my baseball coach he has autism, he runs around in the outfield when we are taking BP.

Baseball player 1: what a retard

Human Cat by Johnny Big Mac 1215 August 9, 2021

human caterpillar 

one person is the head of the caterpillar and the next person has their lips sewn to the asshole of the first person and so on and so on . . . only the head eats and the rest of the bodies are forced to sustain off the feces of the head and so on and so on . . . the body begin to change color with the inevitable rot and malnutrition until metamorphosis into a beautiful shit butterfly

your mom looks like a human caterpillar

human caterpillar by ccc71 June 10, 2010

sexual human caterpillar 

a sex position in which all participants face one direction and fuck from behind; to have sex in one line

Yesterday at the orgy, I experienced the almighty sexual human caterpillar.

Let’s try out the sexual human caterpillar tonight!

sexual human caterpillar by 🤗🤗🤗🤗 October 5, 2017

human catherine wheel 

When you have the need to vomit and expulse diarrhoea at the same time and are unable to know which way to face the toilet.

I've been up all night being sick and having diarrhoea- I'm like a human Catherine wheel.

human catherine wheel by S-Jayx March 5, 2016

human catnip 

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

human catnip by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

Human Caterpillar 

To sit down on a flat surface and extend your legs in front of you then pushing them into the ground, eventually pulling the rest of your body forward to wherever you want to go. Like a caterpillar motion.

Often used at sporting events to maneuver around blond kids.

Derrick: Oh man I wish I could move around whilst sitting on the ground

Oswald: Do a human caterpillar!

Derrick: Yeah alright.

Human Caterpillar by Nikkoss August 20, 2012