Skip to main content

The Human Bong

When you stick a bag of kush inside someone’s butthole, light it up and stick a pvc pipe inside the person ass, and take a long inhale
Hey dude I broke my bong. You don’t mind I can do The Human Bong on you?”

“Sure man go right ahead.”

Thanks bro

Human Beer Bong 

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
Human Beer Bong by Steak Salad December 18, 2012

humanbongus 

Bigger than big .
The dog was humanbongus ! I have never seen any other like it !
humanbongus by PrincessGingy04 March 1, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004