human bathmat

It's that thing of when midgets have dreadlocks and they lie down on the floor.

Did you see those human bathmats at New York's hottest club, Slash?

by trikeman May 23, 2010

human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

by jazeck May 21, 2010