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huevos rancheros 

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."
My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.
Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!

Hueves Rancheros 

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.
Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!
Hueves Rancheros by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026