huevos rancheros 

Rancher eggs in english latin slang for testicules

We was playin tetherball i hit the ball and it hit him in the huevos rancheros

huevos rancheros by CLO July 16, 2005

huevos rancheros 

The act of shoving your flacid dick and both balls into a womans mouth when she is snoring. Then you scream, "rise and shine bitch."

My girl wouldn't stop snoring so I fed her the huevos rancheros

huevos rancheros by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

Los Huevos Rancheros

Used to describe balls or scrotum. Translates to cherished eggs. Often used in baseball.

Player: I took one right to Los Huevos Rancheros!!

Los Huevos Rancheros by dasamster June 1, 2009

Hueves Rancheros 

A popular Mexican dish based on huevos rancheros in which one eats a plate of eggs, shits them onto a tortilla, and tops it off with salsa and cilantro. Typically enjoyed on Thursdays.

Me: How was your trip to Cancun?
You: It was fantastic! I had the best hueves rancheros at this four star restaurant!

Hueves Rancheros by Trypanosome44 October 14, 2016