hps

Homework Paralysis Syndrome

Occurs when you just cant do your homework. It's not the fact that your homework is hard, its just the fact that you're too lazy to do it.

Guy 1: I have a lot of homework to do
Friend: So why dont you do it?...
Guy:I have hps
Friend: oh, that makes sense

by Viewtiful Bro December 28, 2005

hps

Holland Park School
The whitest school you can think of.
The head teacher, Mr Hall is a bald headed twat and the teachers are either gay or pedos

“hey do you go hps”
“yeah i can’t wait to leave THAT fucking hellhole”

by Icantfinkofanamesothiswillbeit March 20, 2019

HP

It also stands for horsepower, you Harry Potter freaks.

The BMW M5 has 400hp.

by Elgeoharris November 12, 2003

HP

(noun) the short form of "hippo"
(adjective) stupid; ridiculous

"This hp has a big mouth." or "My computer is lagging again, it's so hp."

by gua gua queen🐸👑 May 29, 2020

HP

(noun)
the short form of home party or house party

We're having a hp tnt, do you wanna join us?😊

by gua gua queen🐸👑 December 3, 2020

HP

HP is an abbreviation for the following:

-Harry Potter (popular book series...you should know that)
-Hit Points (like in an RPG)
-Hewlett Packard (Computer Brand)

by Cherushi November 9, 2003

HPS

Humps per second(HPS) is a universal measurement that measures ones humps per second. The average HPS in North America is 4.2-5.1 HPS. It is illegal to cross international borders with an HPS over 6.8.

Did you see Joe with those 2 girls in the tent. Ya I swear his HPS is almost 9. That's amazing!

by Bobbyboucher69 March 20, 2017