noun, Pronounced "Hish-plut"; referencing the women/teeage girls who appear at Harry Potter themed events dressed in "wizard" outfits that have been skankified.
Look at the hpslut next to the Harry Potter display; her wizard robe looks more like a t-shirt.
A hipslut is a Hipster Slut. This often describes an average teenage girl who wears any kind of galaxy item or similar, high waisted shorts and crop tops. They also like to wear religious Christian cross accessories when most of them arent religious anyway & over-accessorise. They wear daisy chain headbands, vans, usually 'dip dye' their hair and wear too much makeup. They also have a weird obsession with triangles. They often only do this for attention from guys even though it doesn't make them anymore attractive. They spend most of their time on tumblr posting irrelevant, disgusting, time-wasting pictures.They refer to themselves as "hipster's" when in fact, they are another trend of mainstream since most teenage girls are hipsters anyway. Most normal teenage girls decide to turn into a hipslut because they think they look attractive and 'cool' when in fact, people just mock them.
omg hipslut alert. run as fast as you can before they kill you with their triangles!
hjpslut is a very oh my god whay the heck whay the heck what was that help me ou my god there is something in my room and i don’t know what it is good lord oh my god that was a scary noise i’m gonna scream. anyways they are a very fun mutual and always liking my comments! yes!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!