hoytz 

a description such as "feeling bleh today"

"Girlfriend, you look hoytz in that dress!"

hoytz by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

jazz hoyt 

to blindfold a girl with your dick and take a picture.

you've been a bad girl. looks like im gonna have to jazz hoyt you!

jazz hoyt by hutzen August 26, 2009

Mary Hoyt 

Mary hoyt is someone you will want to tell your friends about. She loves to eat cottage cheese with a spoon and nothing else. Over everything she loves her 200 year old violin, which she plays every day. she tends to have saggy armpits when she wears tank tops. She has gray hair and wears a clip in the back. The Beethoven movie is her absolute favorite movie, and she would never be able to live without it. Sometimes she yells at her students for plucking random songs without instruction. Mary Hoyt loves to spray baby smelling deodorant in the classroom because her students “stink”

Mary Hoyt got tennis balls thrown at her one day and got bruises all over her arms!

Mary Hoyt by lovelypeaches69 November 6, 2019

Mary Hoyt 

A word used to describe an old, ugly, saggy white hair billion year old fossil that teaches strings and orchestra

“That teacher is a total Mary Hoyt” - Student

Mary Hoyt by ARandomHuman69 November 6, 2019

jillian holtzmann 

Brilliant scientist and hardware expert. Confident in her brilliance and comfortable in her strangeness. Rocking her "screw you" necklace, and overalls, she is sure to melt your heart with a single wink. Fans recognize her by her yellow goggles, electrifying hair and right dimple or "as queer as salty parabolas". Her ship with fellow ghostbuster Erin Gilbert has been rising in popularity as holtzbert.

Paul Feig: Look at that glorious weirdo!
Person: Who?
Paul Feig: Jillian Holtzmann!

jillian holtzmann by Kmcholtzmann February 5, 2017

Hortz 

Horrible; bad; faux-pas; something of an ugly nature; an undesirable action; something which is uncalled for

1. That's a hortz t-shirt
2. Invite some people over to the apartment as long as they're not hortz
3. Wearing white socks with a dark suit is just plain hortz

Hortz by Sean Rosenberg May 27, 2006

hottzy 

hottzy is a versatile word. Always used in sarcastic ways, it usually refers to something that is dumb, ugly, stupid, really lame or gay. Pretty much can be used to describe anything in a bad way. Something that isn't cool.

"My hair is so hottzy today."
"Hey hottzy."
"Ew, wtf is her face? She is so hottzy looking."
"Stop acting hottzy."
"That's hottzy."
"She was acting reetzy and being real hottzy. Her hair looked reall cutezy too. I'm like, 'yeah your reall good'."

hottzy by all.night.raver March 6, 2009