Hoven

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crazy ridiculous

You want to jump off a bridge?
Nah thats hoven

Hoven by gary parsons April 10, 2009

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Hoven

Crazy Skank. mean teachers that suck.

Ugh! Mrs. Shoo is fricken crazey, and she bangs everything in sight! What a HOVEN

Hoven by [Ak]47> March 26, 2009

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Hoven • hovengay • hoventoocha • hoventure • Van Hoven • Von-Hovening • haven • Hoenal • Hoenation • hoenestly

HOVen

Big boy

HOVen is huge

HOVen by FATPEOPLESUCKSBALLS July 20, 2018

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Hoven

A very Large Individual who loves a stack of 4 grilled cheeses and loves lawn chairs

Hey do you want a grilled cheese
Nah that’s hoven

Hoven by WIENERBUMJEW69 July 30, 2019

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Van Hoven

Pengegutta

Van Hoven - pengegutta.

Van Hoven by Van Hovenbro November 22, 2019

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hoenah

nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".

hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....

hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018

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Hoeni

Your name is phoenix and your doing that tik too trend where you take the first and last letter out of your name.
Also known as a majestic bird c:

Person: look at this tik too trend, why don't you try it!

Phoenix: searches up they name. Nothing? That's unfair :(

let them be found out :))

Hoeni by iiAlvxkz March 3, 2021

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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