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Crazy Skank. mean teachers that suck.
Ugh! Mrs. Shoo is fricken crazey, and she bangs everything in sight! What a HOVEN
Hoven by [Ak]47> March 26, 2009
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HOVen is huge
HOVen by FATPEOPLESUCKSBALLS July 20, 2018
A very Large Individual who loves a stack of 4 grilled cheeses and loves lawn chairs
Hey do you want a grilled cheese
Nah that’s hoven
Hoven by WIENERBUMJEW69 July 30, 2019

Van Hoven 

Pengegutta
Van Hoven - pengegutta.
Van Hoven by Van Hovenbro November 22, 2019
nickname for why dont we member Jonah Marais. he is thought to be a singer by day, stripper by night. this was brought up after his famous words "im quite the sex object".
hoenah is getting it tonight

hoenah is back again....
hoenah by hoenah fan August 22, 2018
Your name is phoenix and your doing that tik too trend where you take the first and last letter out of your name.
Also known as a majestic bird c:
Person: look at this tik too trend, why don't you try it!

Phoenix: searches up they name. Nothing? That's unfair :(

let them be found out :))
Hoeni by iiAlvxkz March 3, 2021
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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