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A person who lives on the poverty line, and goes about life only knowing how to scam, getting a fuck, getting drunk or stoned, basically getting something for nothing or next to nothing. One who hates the law or anything to do with the law. beating up people, and the masters of slang.
Housos person: Fuck off you cunt, wheres me fucken smokes

Fuck me, whatdya mean im not getting a blow job ya fucken mole
housos by ellagamisou February 7, 2012
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Houssam is a very caring and loving guy who is constantly aware and appreciative of the people around him. A humble man who is wise, and excellent at guiding others to success with him. When Houssam has a goal, he is very persistent with pursuing his objective and will not give up. Anyone who meets a Houssam is very lucky because he is the type of person that influences you to be a better person.
Houssam is filled with a lot of Humility. It's hard to find that in the 21st century, but Houssam is a very fine gentleman.
Houssam by Pookie C August 10, 2018
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An overachiever
Might be a swimmer
Pronounced sense of humor
Engaging, sociable
Intelligent, witty, charming, determined and a leader
all guys want to be him and all girls want him, he is such a Houssam!
Houssam by agentredhead December 13, 2009

Hands Like Houses 

An amazing Australian band consisting of 6 members.
Trenton Woodley- Vocals
Matt "Coops" Cooper- Guitar
Alex Pearson- Guitar
Joel Tyrell- Bass
Jamal Sabet- Keyboards
Matt Parkitney- Drums

They are considered a experimental post-hardcore band. They have released one studio album "Ground Dweller" in 2012 containing 2 singles. They have also released 4 videos, 1 in which is split in 2 parts (Snow Sessions). They are currently signed to Rise Records and are in the 2013 Vans Warped Tour line-up. Their most recent tour was the "Collide With the Sky" tour which was headlined by Pierce the Veil and Sleeping With Sirens. Hands Like Houses and fellow Australian punk-rock band Tonight Alive were special guests on this tour.

Do a favor to the world and listen to some good music! These guys are amazing!
Me: Hey, you heard about that band "Hands Like Houses"?

Friend: Who hasn't?! Their song 'Antarctica' is amazing!
Me: I can't agree anymore, it is so inspirational!
Hands Like Houses by Van Flaminga January 19, 2013

paint houses 

To paint a house is Mafia slang for murdering someone.

The affirmative response is "I also do my own carpentry."
"I heard you paint houses."
"I also do my own carpentry."
~Jimmy Hoffa and Frank Sheeran.
paint houses by NotPwned June 16, 2018
His name literally means "sharp sword": better not piss him off. Nomen omen. Houssem is a demanding guy.

When he speaks in French, he'll make your heart melt. He's got curly hair that will blow your mind and sweet lips that will make you die.
He's so hot he's illegal: he will make you so horny you'll literally want to leave your house and commit crimes. No one fucks you better than him.

If you know a Houssem, he probably works in cybersecurity. He's smart and knows what he wants out of life.
He likes to change plans at the last minute and has a thing for Italian food. Strong and active, curious to try everything.
A Houssem is caring and will make you madly fall in love with him.

You'll meet him while he's smoking a cigarette leaning against a wall, the gaze of someone who has conquered an empire.
I met the hottest guy ever who said I'm "très mignon"... He's sexy as hell and I'm totally crazy about him.

He's a Houssem for sure.
Houssem by rita_lin September 6, 2021
to be living in a housing commission estate
houso's are never wanting to work and loves the dole thinking its money for nothing... some times there can be generations living together..... also a awesome show on sbs see paul Fenech on google
houso's by big dog24 December 26, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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