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house pie 

A term for a young woman from a rough background, who's various issues manifest themselves through substance abuse or promiscuity. Often, they work as cocktail waitresses, secretaries, or other jobs that require them to be subjugated by men. Generally very low self esteem
Oh, that waitress? The one that works at Oliver's? Oh yeah, she's fucked every guy in the neighborhood. She's the house pie!
house pie by troutcreek June 4, 2010
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toll house pie 

2 eggs
1/2 c. all-purpose flour
1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. finely packed brown sugar
1 c. butter, melted and cooled
1 (6 oz.) pkg. (1 c.) Nestle's Toll House semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 c. chopped pecans or walnuts
1 (9-inch) unbaked pie shell

If using frozen pie shell, use only deep dish style and thaw completely. Place on cookie sheet; bake 10 minutes longer.
Preheat oven to 325 degrees. In large bowl, beat eggs until foamy. Add flour and both sugars. Beat until well blended, and blend in melted butter. Stir in chocolate chips and nuts. Pour into pie shell. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 hour. Serve warm with whipped cream or ice cream.

Makes 1 pie.

A preference of mine is to not put any nuts in and add an extra half cup of sugar and sometimes an extra cup of chocolate chips.
Toll House Pie is good yummy stuff.
toll house pie by i hate trains October 9, 2006

pie in the horse

Snoop Dogg's answer to "Fill in the blank. Pie in the ..." on Family Feud.
I found a pie in the horse while smoking that dank ass weed.
pie in the horse by ntp479 July 17, 2016

a horse a piece 

A colloquialism referring to a situation where the given solutions to a problem are roughly equal.

A simpler way of saying "Six of one, half dozen of the other"
We could go to the left or the right to get to Yogi Berra's house, but I think it's a horse a piece.
a horse a piece by Lojack July 14, 2007