Hotdogged

When your significant other microwaves a sausage, and shoves it up your anus.

Susan: What did you and your husband do for your anniversery?
Bethany: I hotdogged him, but that's about it.
Susan: I wish my husband would let me hotdog him... *sad crying emoji".

by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018

Hotdogged

The act of microwaving a hot dog and shoving it up someones anus, Usually played as a prank or sosial experiment.

Random Person: hey how are you?
*you shove hotdog up their butt*
Random Person: What the hell man, what did you just do to me?????
You: YOU JUST GOT HOTDOGGED!!!!

by Lima B EaNen May 18, 2018

hotdogged

a pre-sex position in which a penis rests flat on top of a vagina, specifically in the middle of the labia majora flaps, wherein the penis represents a sausage and labia majora represents a hotdog bun. hence, 'hotdogged'

"what did you guys do last night?"
"we didn't have sex, but we hotdogged"

by Cara342 July 25, 2023

Hotdogged

To be betrayed by a friend or homie, a friend who usually has an addiction to drinking, sex and Applebees.

Roger hotdogged me when he chose to withhold a secret from me.

by Totepocker December 16, 2023

Hotdogged

Hotdogged (verb) – When a dog unintentionally gets high from being exposed to weed. Symptoms include zoning out, crushing a pile of snacks, or looking way too enlightened for a pup.

“Oh no, Max walked through the smoke and just flopped on the couch—he’s been hotdogged.”

by thechiefreefers February 21, 2025

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

by Dazza477 February 25, 2025

hotdogildo

A hotdog that is crammed into pleasure-holes for masturbation purposes. Safest when frozen to avoid the hotdog from snapping off in a twat and needing to be surgically removed.

Ken: IS THIS A FUCKING PUBE ON MY HOTDOG??
Jill: Hey! That's my hotdogildo! Give it back now!
:Ken eats it:

by BeanR July 25, 2009