hot yogurt 

A slang word for Semen.

"I want to sling my hot yogurt all over Sally's face

hot yogurt by Jesse1234 April 12, 2009

hot yogurt 

hot yogurt has two distinct meanings in which a person or situation can be described. the slang hot yogurt comes from the premise that cold yogurt is tasty and we really want it, but when hot it develops bacteria and this is bad for us to eat even though yogurt is so good.

hot yogurt thus describes a) people who either think they are hot, and act like they are hot, when really they are disgusting, or b) it describes a person or situation that we really want, but in the end is bad news.

a) "man! that woman with the kid thinks she is so hot. look at her wearing those booty shorts, and a belly top! she weighs atleast 200 pounds! she is hot yogurt!"

b) "I really wanted to do another line of coke, but i can't deal with that kind of hot yogurt!"

hot yogurt by kyle green October 30, 2007

hot yogurt 

Infant (0-6months) poop, mustard colored, with a slight dairy smell.

Junior needs a new diaper, he just made a hot yogurt.

hot yogurt by Terry Magic August 23, 2025

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

Piping Hot Yogurt by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

hot yoghurt thrower by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

hot yoghurt 

A highly spiced blend of boiling-hot yoghurt and herbs, principally used by David Mitchell for the purpose of basting his enemies.

R: "Any more lip out of you, sonny, and I'll call David Mitchell – then it'll be the hot yoghurt treatment for you."

hot yoghurt by mynaisir March 21, 2005

Hot fish yoghurt 

The special paste requied for a pearl necklace. Salty tonsil cream. Man seed. A good accompaniment for a tuna taco.

I spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.

Hot fish yoghurt by TERRY FUCKWITT August 14, 2003