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hot tongue 

A term used by the local bogans of Adelaide to describe food which causes discomfort due to its hot or spicy nature. The word hot tongue results from the affected individuals inability to articulate the sentence, 'This food is too hot for my tongue.', thus they remove all but the 5th and 8th words. Now there is some conjecture over whether this is as a result of the spicy food inhibiting the person from articulating things accurately, or whether they're just retarded. The latter has gained more and more support recently, after examining the pronunciation of the word. When exclaimed, the phrase should sound almost like a goose were honking the word.
Tamra Karolewicz jumped up from the table shrieking "HOT TONGUE! HOT TONGUE, HOOOOOOT TONGUE!", much to the confusion of her friends. Running to the kitchen she drank from the tap in order to satiate the burn. As she turned back to the table she was me with her friend's stares, their faces ranging from incredulous to embarrassed for knowing her. One thing's for sure, they would never allow her to eat spicy food in public.
hot tongue by The Word Doctor. July 15, 2010
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hot tongue sandwich

While having your salad tossed, you squeeze your ass cheeks together and rip a fart on the unsuspecting victim's tongue.
Mary was never the same after experiencing a hot tongue sandwich.
hot tongue sandwich by nyr_rob September 24, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016