Taking a dump inside of a girl's mouth. Then shooting a load inside of her nose. Finally, you punch her in the nose. This way the "strawberries & cream" flows down into the maw filled with the hot pocket.
He finally found himself a freaky enough girl to allow a Strawberry & Cream Hot Pocket done to her. It left her with a bloody nose and a bad taste in her mouth.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.