hot snakes

Human excrement. "Hot" comes from the usual 98.6 degree Fahrenheit temperature of the fecal matter. "Snakes" refers to the snake-like appearances of the bowel contents due to the shape it assumes in the intestines.

Tom: Hey dude, why did you break up with Angie?
Me: Well, we got all drunk and she asked me to drop hot snakes all over her face. I did, and now it is awkward."

by Taboo McNasty September 11, 2006

Hot Snakes

The fecal matter typical of the morning after a heavy night of drinking. Resembles long thin coils of a snake and usually "hot" when coming out (think spicy food.)

Q: That was some night last night, eh?
A: Yeah, it was. But now I gotta drop some wicked hot snakes.

by Brenthew September 12, 2008

Hot snakes

When the poop comes out like a hot snake

I had the hot snakes

by urmomarum June 25, 2017

Hot snakes

noun; the resulting soft serve butthole burning poo after eating spicy chili verde mac-n-cheese.

I need some baby wipes. That shit we ate yesterday gave me gnarly hot snakes.

by Hookerbooker May 28, 2018

hot snake

Fecal matter that has been kept in the bowels long enough to form a long, thick turd that stays in one piece.

Time to go awaken the hot snake...

by phubans August 17, 2006

Hot Snakes

cool or awesome, a more emphatic expression for Hot Shit.

That set was 'Hot Snakes'!

by Acorn254 November 04, 2006

Hot Snake

When you do anal but the shit goes in your urethra and you pee it out.

J: I just had a Hot Snake.
D: What?
J: I just shat out of my urethra.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019