hot slurry

Not quite diarrhoea, not quite poo -- and it stings on the way out.

The end result of a big night out that included drinking several pints of lager and ingesting a dodgy (but spicy) kebab or a hot curry dinner.

How does Sheryl Crow expect me to wipe using a single sheet of toilet paper? Has she never heard of a hot slurry?

by Grebo Guru March 2, 2008