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hot girl excuse 

A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.

The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.

The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.

The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.

If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.

Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.

Hot Girl Excuse Example:

“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
hot girl excuse by Weird187Mike August 1, 2021
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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026