hot crotch

When a curvacious, viluptuous woman has a burning sensation on the inside of her vagina & she wants to frisk someone up against a wall. Symptoms include drooling and unintentional removement of clothing.

When Alexandra began to take off her shirt and threw Danny up against the wall, Danny could tell she had a serious case of hot crotch for him.

hot crotch by AlexDanny December 16, 2007

hot crotch

When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.

Sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!

hot crotch by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016

hot crotch

When your laptop has been sitting in your lap so long your balls/genitals get a nice warm feeling.

I was on my laptop so long i could cook eggs on my hot crotch.

hot crotch by Jonny wiekels October 20, 2007

hot crotch

v. to grab at another person's genital area.

"he got hot crotched at the club"

hot crotch by bef April 24, 2003

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

Hot crotch by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021

Crotch Hot

1) Food that is so spicy it makes even your crotch sweat.

2) To describe unusually hot weather

3) Used to describe an extremely attractive person

**For those who are inclined to be politically correct, one can substitute C.H.

Man, that thai food was Crotch Hot!
Wow, 100 degrees?? that's Crotch Hot!
Holy hell, that girl/guy is Crotch Hot! Grrrrr.

Crotch Hot by CH Creator April 30, 2011

Hopcrotch 

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

Hopcrotch by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018