hosebone 

n. A limp penis

v. A complete dickhead/asshole

“Hey baby, you wanna come over here and plump my hosebone?”

“My boss is a total hosebone! He needs a quick kick in the nuts!”

hosebone by Hosebone May 6, 2018

hopebone 

a codename for boner

Person 1: Looks like someones excited.
Person 2: No, he just has a hopebone.

hopebone by Batmanismehloverr May 30, 2009

horsebone

An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.

1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?

2 Dude, horsebone rules.

3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?

horsebone by Z Diddy March 2, 2005

HOMEBONE 

another term used to describe your girlfriend to your friends that sounds way cooler.

in a sentence: "I'm taking it ez tonight just chillen with the HOMEBONE"

HOMEBONE by sabatage: find me on itunes =) August 9, 2010

Horsebone

This will be the number two definition of Horsebone, and the only reason I am writing it is that the first definition is so, so, sooooo bad that the person who defined it should be hunt down and shot--sort of The Six Million Dollar Horse that limped out. Everyone should go out of their way to pan this dumb horse story. Horses are noble. This bastard has humiliated the noble horse and deserves to live in infamy. Give him neg after neg until he chokes on the rejection, friends, you among us who love and admire the great magician Fabulous Horsebone, who could take off his cape, throw it up in the air, and as it came down a beautiful white thoroughbred stallion would appear from thin air. Now that's a story.

One day Horsebone the Magician was passing through Durango, Colorado and he was requested to perform his magic at the Strater Hotel at the Nellybelle Saloon. While performing a poor man stood up and asked, "Horsebone, could you give me some income property?" Horsebone with a wave of his cape around the stage of the saloon said "Abracadabra," and 15 beautiful sensual young women filled up the stage, and the poor man walked off with them and has been happy ever since. Hmmm, not so sure if that one is clear.

Horsebone by BertYevsky October 25, 2010

hoebone

a hoe that likes chewing on bones. vintage slang for the ones that are hoes.

Hey Hoebone whats up.

Omg yes she is one big hoebone.

hoebone by Hiiiibrok September 6, 2020