Horstort

The act of being surprised by the sudden appearance of a horse.

“I can’t believe he put a horse in my bed. That was a complete horstort.”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

horstort

The study of past events, particularly in human affairs.

“My favorite subject in school is Horstort.”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

horstort

To remove water from a horse by twisting or wringing it out.

“Arnold was trotting in the rain. SO, I gave him the ole’ horstort!”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

Horsforth

A small town located in Leeds where people annoy the neighbour hood watch and grandmas think that it’s a posh place. Chavs have taken over

If your a wanna be chav go to Horsforth

by DishDigger2077 May 29, 2019

Horsforth

A small town dedicated to converting people in to horses.

Feel like becoming a horse? Come to Horsforth for all your transhorse needs.

by WheresMyCar117 June 15, 2016