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horse slut

A woman whose face is so hideous that it reminds one of a horse and whose legs will spread open for virtually anyone. Horse sluts upset the balance of the space-time continuum. They should not be able to get laid, yet they do. They also generally make a lot of babies that end up in foster care. A horse slut should be avoided at all costs. You can generally find them in trailers or bars. Usually no one pays them attention until they've struck out with every other possible slut in the vicinity.
Person 1: "See that nasty worn-out looking woman over there? I totally tapped it."

Person 2: "Bro, you should never admit to tagging a horse slut. I hope you used a condom."

Person 1: "Of course I....wait...FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
horse slut by AmandaHIVFactory February 5, 2013
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horse slut

A slut that has been ridden by lots of men, much like a horse that has been ridden by lots of people. It's not a term used to describe looks (see horse faced slut). All horse face sluts are horse sluts, but not all horse sluts are horse faced sluts. It's never a good idea to brag about sleeping with a horse slut since most everyone already has and since it means you more than likely caught some crotch funk.
Person 1: Dude, you didn't sleep with Amanda, did you?
Person 2: Of course I did!

Person 1: Dumbass...she's a horse slut. Enjoy the herpes.
Person 2: What? FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
horse slut by Who knew March 28, 2013

Horse faced slut 

A girl you who add's you on myspace. Then you look at her pictures and she has a fucked up grill and is wearing red lipstick looking like a transvestite and shit, she also has a fat cunt of a mole on her face
I was at a night club and a horse faced slut approached me and grinding against me when the new 50 track came on, it was gangsta rap and a horse faced slut, I ran home
Horse faced slut by Thenamespete October 17, 2008

Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.
Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.
Waffle House Slut by David Boone December 7, 2010

house slut 

A woman who does nothing all day except wear suggestive clothes around the porch and flirts with the men in the hood. Originally the term was used to describe former "ladies of the evening" who shacked up with men who own home grown speakeasys, or bootleggers.
"Did you see what that house slut had on?" "Hell yeah! That hoe was ready for some fucking!"
house slut by Marleau Sterling October 5, 2006

Left-wing Slut House

Phrase uttered at the very height of one's drunkeness and rage to show frustration with the female persuation.
Kris: This chick is really pissing me off. She won't answer her phone because she is a left-wing slut house.
1.DuLong, the ho who works for the oil man.
2. A mega ho, to which any other term is insufficient.
K Du is SUCH a hoseslut.
Hoseslut by Can March 6, 2005
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