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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college 

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.
"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college 

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.
I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

College House's Slope 

Located between bungalow No.1 and the North House Girls Domitory, the College House's Slope is the only way for (well, students can also pass through TSK sports field and climb up the stairs to the Ball Court Road, but that's more difficult than walking through the College House's Slope lol) the students going to school from the College House Domitory. But the slope is very slant that is makes students to find very hard and difficult passing it. Some teachers even drive from the teacher's dormitory (Bungalow No.1) to the school (Central Plaza) , though it is only a 2-3 minutes walk.
Siu Ming provide food delivery service to other students in the dormitory because they don't want to walk past the College House's Slope.

Siu Ming would rather listen to Mr. Wong's singing for a hundred times than walking through the College House's Slope for a single time.
College House's Slope by Siu Ming December 16, 2020

Dubois College House 

One of the University of Pennsylvania's college houses. Although it is considered by many to be the "black dorm", there is a good amount of ethnic/racial diversity. The house is ran by the iron-fisted Ms. Trish who loves to send a 1000 emails in the span of hours. While there is no A/C and kitchenettes are a joke, the rooms are quite large.
Person1: Hey, where do you live?

Person2: Dubois College House.

Person1: Oh man, I'm sorry to hear that.