horse bastard
a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.
horse bastard by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009
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House-Bastard
Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
House-Bastard by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024
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