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Horse Apples 

Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.
Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.

horse apples 

obsurdity
Now that's just horse apples.

Horse Apple 

Horse Apple by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

horsey apples 

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.
'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'
horsey apples by s george April 20, 2006

horse apple 

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.
- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple
horse apple by Juice Jones December 9, 2008

Toothless horse eating an apple 

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.