horny man (lucas)

calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter
by dontlikestanislas June 03, 2021
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