horny horner

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).

your so ugly your a horny horner

by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010

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horney

the misspelling of horny..dumbass.

by Anonymous March 1, 2003

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Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.

Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.

*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)

Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?

Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.

Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)

by Tipsofmytoes April 7, 2010

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B-Horne

Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.

B-Horne

by Laveecalow April 12, 2014

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