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horney by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Ashley Horne 

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Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.

Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.

*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?

Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.

Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
Ashley Horne by Tipsofmytoes April 7, 2010

B-Horne 

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Also known as the (Ignorant Fish), this is a unique being that apears to be a cross between a human and a large bottom feeding fish. Consuming mostly trash from the bottom of Damy Avis's pond, he gets sexually stimulated and uses his unique ability to flop/walk into her house during late nights. Attracting her with his disturbingly large glowing forehead they preform rough yet slimey coitus. After a long 8 hours of physical flopping in bed, he screams with a shrill moment of horny pleasure.
B-Horne by Laveecalow April 12, 2014

horne

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i met a horne today. he was so cute. =]
horne by caitmw September 27, 2006

Jon Horne 

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One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!
Jon Horne by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015

Horne

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A last name that gets you picked fun of in middle/ high school
"Lol your last name is horne... Your horney lol."

- That kid in history class.
Horne by JoJomae006 May 25, 2020
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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