horny bear

noun.

1: A sexual position in which the man crouches over the woman, who is laying on her back. He then proceeds to shit on her chest while masturbating and ejaculating in her face.

The name is derived from the idiom "Does a bear shit in the woods?" combined with the obviously sexual nature of the act.

1: Timing is key when performing a horny bear.

2: "My boyfriend pulled a horny bear on me last night. It made me so wet!"

by passthecoolwhip September 22, 2010

horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole

oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her

by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018

Hornywear

Hornywear-Clothes or clothing that express a state of mind. A particular attitude presented to the world at large when wearing hornywear.

I see Daren is wearing his hornywear. He must be out to get some tonight.

by Horny Ranger February 3, 2010