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horntail 

The God at Half-life and all it's modifications
man, were not ALL as good as Horntail...
horntail by Mike April 29, 2003
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Hungarian Horntail 

The most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.

Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this

Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow

I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

Thats right Dragon

You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

I love you AVPM you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot
"And for you Potter, the Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life."
I heard James watched a bunch of hentai last night and now he's horntai..
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026