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horntail 

The God at Half-life and all it's modifications
man, were not ALL as good as Horntail...
horntail by Mike April 29, 2003
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Hungarian Horntail 

The most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.

Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this

Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow

I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

Thats right Dragon

You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

I love you AVPM you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot
"And for you Potter, the Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life."
I heard James watched a bunch of hentai last night and now he's horntai..
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026