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Horntail 

When you grab a girl by her hair and then jizz on her forehead
Aye see that slut Eyeballing me over there I horntailed her last night.

If you dont shut up im gonna have to horntail you.
Horntail by Horntailforfun August 16, 2010
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horntail 

The God at Half-life and all it's modifications
man, were not ALL as good as Horntail...
horntail by Mike April 29, 2003
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Hungarian Horntail 

The most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

This terrifying creature can be defeated only by singing to it as wonderfully as Darren Criss. WARNING: This can only be done successfully by Darren Criss.

Hey dragon
you dont gotta do this
Lets reevaluate our options
throw away our old presumptions
cause really
you dont wanna go through this

Im really not that special
the Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
the truth is in the end
Im pretty useless without friends
In fact Im alone
Just like now
but anyhow

I spend my time at school
trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I dont know any spells
Still manage to do well
But theres only so long that can last for
Im living off the glory
of some stupid childrens story
I had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
so level with me buddy
I cant defeat thee
so please dont eat me
All I can do
is sing this song for you

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

Thats right Dragon

You never asked to be a dragon
I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on the band wagon
But all we need is guitar jamming

Lalalalala

Rarararara

Lalalalala Lalala

I love you AVPM you are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot
"And for you Potter, the Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you've ever seen in your entire life."
I heard James watched a bunch of hentai last night and now he's horntai..
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