"Hornoise" is a frenchslang word that is used to describe a feeling of being horny and maybe a little angry, sad, melancholic or so. It is similar to the slang word "Hangry" but it is broader and has a more individual meaning depending on the persons sexual or care needs. The is usually used in a careful manner and mostly in close-knit friendship groups as only the people who know you closely will also understand what "being hornoise" means to the person expressing it.
Rumour has it that this term has first been used at a Faggoteria, a gathering that was held in Switzerland to collectively celebrate all kinds of faggoteries, slutteries, shenaniganseries and other naughty things.
"Je suis trés hornoise!"
"Tonight I feel a bit hornois, do you feel like cuddling with me?"
"Luckily we got our amazing faggot friends to calm our inner hornoisie"
"The faggots and their friends were always hooking up with each other, transforming their inner hornoisie into revolutionary energy"
The act of being too horny. Walking around horny all the time. The need to have relations with yourself several times a day to get relief. There is no cure.
A psychophysiological phenomenon where sexual arousal creates a simultaneous or conflicting sensation of needing to defecate, likely due to pelvic nerve crossover and increased blood flow to the region.
Symptoms may include:
• Confused arousal
• Urgent but mysterious bowel pressure
• Mild shame followed by laughter
• Googling “do I need to poop or am I just horny?”
1. “I was making out with him and suddenly got hit with the worst Hornodump Reflex. Thought I needed to excuse myself—turns out I was just too turned on.”
2. “She looked so good I got hit with the Hornodump Reflex outta nowhere. Like damn, body, pick a lane.”
3. “Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in love or just experiencing the Hornodump Reflex again.”
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.