"Hornoise" is a french slang word that is used to describe a feeling of being horny and maybe a little angry, sad, melancholic or so. It is similar to the slang word "Hangry" but it is broader and has a more individual meaning depending on the persons sexual or care needs. The is usually used in a careful manner and mostly in close-knit friendship groups as only the people who know you closely will also understand what "being hornoise" means to the person expressing it.

Rumour has it that this term has first been used at a Faggoteria, a gathering that was held in Switzerland to collectively celebrate all kinds of faggoteries, slutteries, shenaniganseries and other naughty things.

"Je suis trés hornoise!"
"Tonight I feel a bit hornois, do you feel like cuddling with me?"
"Luckily we got our amazing faggot friends to calm our inner hornoisie"
"The faggots and their friends were always hooking up with each other, transforming their inner hornoisie into revolutionary energy"

Hornoise by cristlzblue May 3, 2023

Related Words

hornoid • hornfidence • hornodreamer • HornoDump Reflex • Hornoise • hornyideous

hornyideous

The act of being too horny. Walking around horny all the time. The need to have relations with yourself several times a day to get relief. There is no cure.

Allison suffers terribly with hornyideous.

hornyideous by Glennyess May 25, 2007

hornfidence

The special brand of confidence caused by being horny. Said confidence often fades dramatically during the period of post-nut clarity.

I posted that pic to my story while I was feeling a lot of hornfidence, but after I got off, I had to delete it.

hornfidence by Bigtallgay June 11, 2022

hornodreamer

mental whore; someone who wants guy(s) all the time but has no experience

Omg, she's such a hornodreamer. She hasn't even had a boyfriend yet.

hornodreamer by 1234hohoho January 13, 2025

HornoDump Reflex

A psychophysiological phenomenon where sexual arousal creates a simultaneous or conflicting sensation of needing to defecate, likely due to pelvic nerve crossover and increased blood flow to the region.

Symptoms may include:
• Confused arousal
• Urgent but mysterious bowel pressure
• Mild shame followed by laughter
• Googling “do I need to poop or am I just horny?”

1. “I was making out with him and suddenly got hit with the worst Hornodump Reflex. Thought I needed to excuse myself—turns out I was just too turned on.”

2. “She looked so good I got hit with the Hornodump Reflex outta nowhere. Like damn, body, pick a lane.”

3. “Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in love or just experiencing the Hornodump Reflex again.”

HornoDump Reflex by EthanolLancx August 4, 2025

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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