Horizontal refreshment 

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014

horizontal refreshment 

Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

horizontal refreshment by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004

horizontal refreshment 

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!

Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.

horizontal refreshment by andrea the giant October 27, 2017

horizontal refreshments 

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

horizontal refreshments by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018