Horizontal refreshment

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014

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Prostitute, whore

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.

horizontal refreshment by TopFloorBottomBuzzer February 16, 2004

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horizontal refreshment

When Your sitting on the sideline of a dog shit winter hat league game, down by 6 points, and your rookie makes a fully horizontal, chest height, layout D. Everyone loses their minds and your team is revived back into the fighting spirit!

Tad: Holly Bob Barker this game is dog Shi....
Tad: Whaaaat did you just see that? Alex just got a sick layout D!!
Tad: Now that, gentlemen, is an ice cold glass of Horizontal Refreshment.

horizontal refreshment by andrea the giant October 27, 2017

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horizontal refreshments

Slang for Sex.

Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.

horizontal refreshments by AmadeuS469 July 2, 2018

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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