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Mary is the hoq of the industry, there is no one better than her.
hoq by orangesocks April 16, 2008
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Common and annoying way to misspell 'how' on a QWERTY keyboard
hoq do I hide a dead body
hoq by BrBFlurgg January 7, 2021

Mohammad Hoq 

The definition of weird, has green pimples, eats monkey shit, eyebrows look like boomerangs, and loves chimpanzees.
Bruh i was at the zoo and saw something like Mohammad Hoq
Mohammad Hoq by BigDDaddy69402 November 22, 2021

Iftier Hoque 

A substance harder than diamond, and is used in many Mini Coopers, large Limo's, very big and juicey steakhouses and angus's, also a common tool used by greasy mechanics.
And may be used in the manufacture of flotation devices and Big Badongo's
Guy 1 "Hey, did you hear about the Greasy Mechanic killer who drove his Mini Cooper into a Garage?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he could of only achieved it with the miracle of Iftier Hoque"
Guy 1 ":O"
Iftier Hoque by Spinazania June 19, 2011

Stfu Hoque 

An expression coined up by the intellectuals of the weaboo communities to silence individuals of lesser intelligence.
"STFU Hoque, you probably never touched grass let alone took science class."
Stfu Hoque by Jiggyjigg April 30, 2022
As Hoquat said, it's mean White Man. Translated from the Quileyette, it literally means "Strange thing that was washed up on the beach."
Did you see that hoquat family driving around yesterday? I think they were really lost.
Hoquat by Gruntle July 20, 2015
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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