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Hoodilations 17:38 

“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left” Hoodilations 17:38
Spending most of your life living in a gangsta’s paradise gets you really thinking back on Hoodilations 17:38.

premature hookulation 

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.
The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

hoobalation 

A party in which becomes very boring or is not very 'banging'.
Man, that party was a hoobalation.
hoobalation by Megan July 24, 2004

hoevelations

The almighty almanac for hoes old and new.
This is where they draw their hoefully awesome powers.
Hoetiquette and hoe rights are included in all versions of the hoevelations.
She must read the hoevelations that one!
hoevelations by jungirlist July 22, 2014

hookulation 

A angler that yanks it to soon. Typically happens with setting the hook on hollow belly frog fishing. These require a 2 or 3 count generally after the initial blowup before the yank to set the hooks. Many a angler commits to soon hence premature hookulation.
That was a blessing, cause had you been watching you probably would have had an issue with premature hookulation.
The not paying attention gives you the extra 3 count to get a proper hookset without yanking it too soon.
hookulation by Dementor43 May 25, 2017