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hook eared 

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!
Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*
hook eared by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018
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hookered out 

when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
hookered out by core J August 29, 2005

Hookered 

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.
You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"
Hookered by justowen April 29, 2010

Hookered 

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.
That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me
Hookered by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

Hookered 

To get scammed. You think you’re getting one thing and get another. Ol’ switcharoo. Proper fucked.
That dr said my appointment was at 9:15 and he didn’t see me till 11. That asshole hookered me
Hookered by Adachaliee April 8, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026