Hoofy

A dirty person with shabby clothes and a pony tail usually missing teeth and stoned. These people are seen walking or hitch-hiking because a) they cannot afford a car, b) no one would pick them up because they would steal your pot.

Look at that fuckin' hoofy hitching a ride. I bet he would kill us for our pot.

Hey, swerve the car and hit that hoofy over there.

by eggjones1 August 17, 2009

hoofy

To have feet which resemble that of a horse or similar animal.
Alternatively to be "in a hoof" means to be in a mood.

"hoofy is in a hoof hoof"
"alright you hoofy cunt"

by ionamac October 28, 2007

hoofy

another word for a females genitalia (:

mommmmmy! my hoofy is bleeding!!

by Dink (: February 23, 2011

Hoofy Poofy

Clean synonym for gay or faggot

"I'm not messing with those hoofy poofy boys!!

by JimMeTheRocky June 24, 2011

hoofy j's

hand jobs from a very repulsive, male or female. As if they were a pig like animal

Ally regrets getting plenty of hoofy j's from that nasty pig lavie

by spawnfreak23 June 20, 2012

Hoovy

A friendly player in team fortress 2 playing as the heavy class. normally gives out health pickups called sandviches to the teams, and generally cool guys. these players, when provoked, I.E killed, attacked, ect., will hunt down who killed them and generally target them for the rest of the match. hoovies are like walking dispensers, as they give out healing items, and will generally be friendly to anyone and everyone. their mortal enemy is the tryhard, who kills friendlies no matter what.

I like being a Hoovy!

by somerandomguywhowilladddefs January 24, 2017

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009