hoochify Share definition Flag to prepare for a night out at the clubs by wearing revealing clothing and whoring up ones make-up "Stacey and Jill wanted to save money, so they would hoochify themselves before they went out in order to get the guys to buy them drinks." hoochify by JFH July 27, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the hoochify mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch