by Vanilla Typhoon September 04, 2008

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."
by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.
by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020
