Honorable Discharge

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.

"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

Honorable Discharge by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

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honorable discharge

When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.

Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.

honorable discharge by Vanilla Typhoon September 4, 2008

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Honorable Discharge

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.

Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.

Honorable Discharge by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020

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Honourable Discharge

After Finishing in your girl stand up straight salute her and say "thank you for your cervix"

"You get that pussy last night?"
"Hell yeah man i made sure to hit her with that Honourable Discharged"

Honourable Discharge by fuckin,yeah. June 2, 2019

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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