Honorable Discharge

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When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.

"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

Honorable Discharge by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

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honorable discharge

When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.

Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.

honorable discharge by Vanilla Typhoon September 4, 2008

Honorable Discharge

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.

Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.

Honorable Discharge by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020

Honourable Discharge

After Finishing in your girl stand up straight salute her and say "thank you for your cervix"

"You get that pussy last night?"
"Hell yeah man i made sure to hit her with that Honourable Discharged"

Honourable Discharge by fuckin,yeah. June 2, 2019

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026