Honorable Discharge

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When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.

"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."

Honorable Discharge by The Nigerican January 10, 2015

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honorable discharge

When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.

Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.

honorable discharge by Vanilla Typhoon September 4, 2008

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Honorable Discharge

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.

Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.

Honorable Discharge by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020

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Honourable Discharge

After Finishing in your girl stand up straight salute her and say "thank you for your cervix"

"You get that pussy last night?"
"Hell yeah man i made sure to hit her with that Honourable Discharged"

Honourable Discharge by fuckin,yeah. June 2, 2019

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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