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When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."
by The Nigerican January 10, 2015
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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When the drill seargent ejaculates in the ass of a private in the Marine Bootcamp.
Did you see the way the Seargent was riding private Hage? Looked like an honorable discharge.
by Vanilla Typhoon June 27, 2006
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