When you go take a poo that looks normal in the bowl but when you flush the toilet the seemingly solid movement suddenly disintegrates into a brown cloud.
I took a shit that looked like it could choke a donkey but I realized when I flushed that it was just a Hokus Pookus.
I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard
hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels
old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'