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Hofshits 

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.
Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep
Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019

homochismo 

The Macisimo fear of being perceived as a passive homosexual, usually found in passive gay sexual acts. Truthfully makes no sense, considering that homosexual acts are gay, either way.

Can we say "double standard"?

Homochimso Guy: Dude, you're so gay - you actually sucked his dick?
2nd Homochismo Guy: Nah man, he just sucked me off - and I screwed him. I'm not gay man.
Carlos was acting all homochismo - when he told Juan to just suck his dick.

Albert was acting all homochismo - he didn't want to be seen talking with Juan, who's known to be gay.
homochismo by jamfram July 14, 2014

new hampshits 

The incorrect, ignorant, faggot way of saying "New Hampshirites". Mostly said by people who have never been to New Hampshire.
Faggot- Hahaha, people from New Hampshire are New Hampshits!!!
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.
new hampshits by GoNH004 May 2, 2006

Homoshit 

A gay black person.
Jamal: Yo Jermaine.. ah gots somethin' to tell ya. I like it when hairy men stick their dicks in mah mouf.

Jermaine: Ayo DeAndre! Niggaz a homoshit!
Homoshit by Kitty Fucker February 11, 2009

homosity 

the quality of being homosexual
...though the Senate's own employee handbook forbids discrimination on the basis of homosity...Next on the Senate agenda: Gay-only water fountains and lunch counters
homosity by albert a April 22, 2006
a cross between homework and bullshit; used when having an increasingly frustrating time with homework, or when you are disgusted with the amount you have to do, and you want everyone else to know about it
"Stop calling me, I'm busy with this stupid homeshit"

"Professor Davis assigned me a bunch of homeshit over spring break"
homeshit by scheutz April 26, 2006
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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