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Hofshits 

When you attend Hofstra University and eat the food there, and then you have to take a shit. The shit is much worse than regular shits and it hits different.
Zack: bro i just ate at the Chinese buffet you know what that means.
Raffy: you’re bout to have the Hofshits?
Zack: yep
Hofshits by Creator69420 September 25, 2019

homochismo 

The Macisimo fear of being perceived as a passive homosexual, usually found in passive gay sexual acts. Truthfully makes no sense, considering that homosexual acts are gay, either way.

Can we say "double standard"?

Homochimso Guy: Dude, you're so gay - you actually sucked his dick?
2nd Homochismo Guy: Nah man, he just sucked me off - and I screwed him. I'm not gay man.
Carlos was acting all homochismo - when he told Juan to just suck his dick.

Albert was acting all homochismo - he didn't want to be seen talking with Juan, who's known to be gay.
homochismo by jamfram July 14, 2014

new hampshits 

The incorrect, ignorant, faggot way of saying "New Hampshirites". Mostly said by people who have never been to New Hampshire.
Faggot- Hahaha, people from New Hampshire are New Hampshits!!!
New Hampshirite- Shut up, you've never even been to New Hampshire.
new hampshits by GoNH004 May 2, 2006

Homoshit 

Jamal: Yo Jermaine.. ah gots somethin' to tell ya. I like it when hairy men stick their dicks in mah mouf.

Jermaine: Ayo DeAndre! Niggaz a homoshit!
Homoshit by Kitty Fucker February 11, 2009

homosity 

the quality of being homosexual
...though the Senate's own employee handbook forbids discrimination on the basis of homosity...Next on the Senate agenda: Gay-only water fountains and lunch counters
homosity by albert a April 22, 2006
a cross between homework and bullshit; used when having an increasingly frustrating time with homework, or when you are disgusted with the amount you have to do, and you want everyone else to know about it
"Stop calling me, I'm busy with this stupid homeshit"

"Professor Davis assigned me a bunch of homeshit over spring break"
homeshit by scheutz April 26, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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