homosendsexual adjective/noun | /hoʊmoʊˈsɛnd sɛkʃuəl/ Describes a gay (or mostly gay) individual whose primary sexual wiring lights up only when draining their bank account into the hands of a dominant dude—think cashmaster alphas, gym-bro bullies, or “straight” finance bros who ghost you after the wire transfer clears. The homoerotic power flip is key: you’re not just paying; you’re funding his protein shakes while he calls you a “broke faggot ATM.” Physical hookups? Nah, that’s for amateurs—the real climax is the transaction alert pinging your phone at 3 AM.
Example: “Mark’s been deep in denial for years, but after wiring $500 to that Twitter cashmaster who wouldn’t even send a dick pic, he came out as homosendsexual. Pride month just got a PayPal sponsor.”
by RuinPilot+ November 29, 2025
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